What does it take to get a poor kitty like me fed? I am sitting patiently on your lap, purring and being oh, so nice. Still I wait.

And by the way, I heard a nasty rumor. There will be no food available for me and my fursibs after midnight because I am having a dentistry tomorrow. Tell me it isn’t so!!! I just had one five months ago. That’s a terrible thing to do to a nice cat like me!